what’s stopping you from having a second breakfast?

“I chose the marbled toast for visual reasons. I think it works nicely with the color of the lobster and the yellow hollandaise.”

“Well here is some corned beef hash. Eggs on top, potato in the middle, and meat on the bottom.”

Luxirare is responsible for any drooling due to the images and captions above (check out her other unbelievable posts).

… I mean, at this point:

“JUST DO IT!” as Nike would urge us.

—doing 4 sets of this to ease my guilt